Transformers 3 Adventure: Part One: Robots are Mad... again!

This is the log of my journey through Transformers 3.  Beginning to end.  For better or worse.

BEFORE THE MOVIE

I hate most movies, but I will...

Okay.  So I'm a Transformers fan.  Not of the movie, TV show, or the potentially existing comics, but of the concept.  Robots fighting.  I can get on board with that.  This is my mind set going to the movie.  I watched the previews.  Some robots fired some missiles.  They talked some robo smack.  I was in.

I've watched 1.5 of the previous 2 movies.  Not too bad in my opinion.  Here's the plot:  Apparently some robots got mad at each other on another planet, and now they're mad at each other here on earth.  Beyond that, I'm not sure why humans are consulted or considered in the robots' wheelings and dealings, but apparently we are.  For the most part, that's the plot.  As iterated in the previous paragraph, I'm still on board.

Here's my aspirations for the movie: please let robots fight.  The previews looked promising.  I can't really remember if the previous movies had a lot of robot fighting.  Oh what the hell, look at all those robots.  The whole fucking movie must be only robot fighting.  Fingers crossed.