Cross-faded Wednesday: Review of the Reviews

Every Wednesday, I'm going to have a frank, honest discussion about a topic with... my own mind.  So for clarification, ED is myself, while EM is my mind's response.  Enjoy an exercise in dialogue that confuses self definition.

ED:  Well brain, here we are at the first edition of cross-faded Wednesday.  Thoughts?

EM:  You stole the phrase "cross-faded."

ED:  Okay, that isn't the point of today.  We're talking about reviews.  In fact, that's the point of the week.

EM:  I'm reviewing the reviews.  0 out of 10.  Done.

ED:  Constructive criticism?

EM:  Okay.  You've reviewed two movies only to inform your readers that you hated both of them.  That isn't "reviewing," that's bitching.

ED:  I really really tried to like them.  But damn it, they were so bad.

EM:  I don't buy it.  You hate all movies.

ED:  I liked Tron!

EM:  Shush.  Tron sucked and you suck.  I give your reviews a C-.

ED:  This was a nice discussion.

EM:  You're a nice discussion.  Zing.

The end.