Two Wheel Cooking: Wine

Wine is the best meal for any person.  Not only is it useful for the romantic, but also the sleaze who is just looking to get laid by getting a girl drunk.  Wine is really what brings us all together.

Ingredients


-  Wine: 1 or more bottle(s)
-  Opener:  A good one

Procedure:


1.  Open the Wine

Put your opener in the soft corky thing and pull it out.  If you don't have an opener, you can use a knife or just smash it open, provided you don't cut yourself.

I know.  I'm rich, so I have an opener.

While opening, I nearly lost my monocle, I did!

I sleep on a pile of $100 bills, as you can tell by my opener.

In the mega alternative, just buy a twist off.  In fact, ignore the above paragraph and all the jazz about needing an opener.  Twist for FTW!

2.  Drink Wine

I'm not too concerned about how this gets accomplished.  I put mine in a small glass.  But some wine is too good for a glass, and the only choice you have it to drink straight from the bottle.

Why is there cleaning solution in the background?

Really, I just hope you listen to Crazy Train by Ozzy during this time.

Wrap Up:

Ingredients

-  Wine: 1 or more bottle(s)

-  Opener:  A good one

Procedure

 1.  Open wine
2.  Drink wine