Remember the 90s?

Those years were amazing.

I'm also a very sad frog...

This kind of post only comes after an entire bottle of wine and some Starcraft 2.  Not something many of you can relate to, but shut up.  Shut up forever.

In the 1991 years, I really wanted an NES (the one with Duck Hunt).  I had played it over at a cousin's house and was in love with Super Mario Bros. 3.  That's right. 3.  My parents brought home a SNES (the one with Chrono Trigger.  Yes.  Chrono Trigger.  I was pissed.  I threw a fit.  First world problems, right?  Anyway, welcome to the 90s.  A time of colored bars on the TV at 5 AM on Saturdays and bike rides on the sidewalk.  Now it's time for bed.

PS.  Totally bought the domain:  www.twowheelobserver.com

Congratulations.  I'm now the proud owner of like twenty-some letters.  Yay.